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edlundgatisswhedonrowlingmoffat: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards How do you get to your # key then?
esexist: i love seeing unpopular posts made by really popular bloggers because its like seeing a gucci bag at a garage sale
me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
1 Reason Why I Love Tumblr
drunktrophywife: Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
girlfights: “Are you gonna hit me?” *Drags white girl over the table*
nahshaw: My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was like “you see? You can hear it in her voice” oh my fucking god mom I swear to fucking god
jonnovstheinternet: lovelynessdreams: the-fandoms-are-cool: kit-pocket: coelacanthteeth: imagine an entire room and it’s all bed no floor, just bed you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there all is bed AWW THE ROOM COMES WITH A COMFY LOOKING HUG JACKET this is exactly the reason why people think everybody here is on drugs hug jacket
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
peanutbuttarunna: a-fucking-creeper: mareeps: they should have made specialty ice cream flavors for the election mint romney and obamanana split i’m 500% done with this site barackyroad
senorpacman: senorpacman: Lyrics. ITS...
1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get alone with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you'll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone's heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What's your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?
150. Get the closet book next to you, open it to page 95, what's the first line on that page?
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nolauren: Me right now:
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH
crispyweave: do she got a booty? she dooooooooooooooo
hotlocalsingle: DONT SIT ON TOP THIS DICK IF U SCARED OF HEIGHTS
rosesollux: “I’ll write every single URL-“
its-tuesday-again: its-tuesday-again: its-tuesday-again: its-tuesday-again: once my uncle flipped backwards off a swing and hit his head so hard he lost his sense of smell once my uncle got drunk while he was in the army in germany and got a pink, flying unicorn tattooed across his entire upper arm once my uncle skateboarded around the top of a water tower then got in it and swam...
pizzaforpresident: if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
kikismisandryservice: reasons why i am late answering your message: i have been attacked by a pack of wolves there was a bear i actually checked your message when i first got it, and decided to respond later, but then forgot about it
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
joshsux: when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
lohanthony: beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke